Urban Dictionary: The Chode

Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.

You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.

by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017

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sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

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Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 01, 2017

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arash chode

A Japanese person who is caught changing and then rumours spread that he has a chode... Does he? Are the rumours true? Yes.

Have you heard about arash chode?

by Bill_Gill October 21, 2015

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dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.

Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.

by Rudeboy1969 September 29, 2015

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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

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International Chode Day

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

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