When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

When a man is screwing a woman while she is on the rag, and as he makes every thrust he says cherry, after a little while he quickly exits the snatch and enters her ass, at the same time yelling chocolate surprise.

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.