You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

When having anal sex with another man, you position him so his anus is facing the ceiling. After you climax, pull out quickly, causing feces to rush out towards the ceiling creating the chocolate fountain. Bonus points for receiving a facial from the fountain.

oral sex with chocolate in the mouth or genitalia. Giving a sexual sensation and good taste at the same time.

To stand upon your head and shit all over your self to gain sexual pleasure.