A common term used to describe Chinese people who illegally infringe copyright laws and produce CD/DVD's for a very cheap price and then sell them also for a cheap price near a Tesco shop but they make a profit.
Film Director: "That Chinaman of Tesco is stealing all my profits."
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The act of filling a partner's butthole with cocaine and snorting it as they fart it out.
by Wheezy P Jesus November 15, 2012
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A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.
i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.
by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009
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It is where you take a chance going across the street in China because people drive on the sidewalks and stop in the middle of the highways.
You are taking a Chinaman's Chance by crossing that busy highway.
by Papa Cabbage May 27, 2010
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When you're in a North American city and find yourself swarmed by a gang of gangling, slanty eyed rice farmers who proceed to grunt and moan while entrapping the nearest white person in their circle.

The next part of the chussling process involves the youngest of the mongoloid creatures spewing soya sauce over the trapped citizen, as a defence mechanism to prevent escape.

The group of googly eyed slopes often masturbate to the proceedings. Finally, the fishheads molest and grope the white citizen, and the oldest gook attempts to procreate to end their bloody existence.
Dave: Oh man you're late! Was the commute out of the city bad?

Scott: Nah man, I had to blow some gangly group of starving fishheads when they caught me up in their Chinamans Chussle in the dirt-poor shit part of the city. Thank god most of them will die of starvation.
by rexrexor June 08, 2018
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The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.
I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.
by Tomcatbernz September 11, 2013
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A droopy clitoris, resembling an ancient chinese dress, where the sleeves would hang down to compensate for the loss of a pocket.
"i would like to put my fan in your chinamans pocket"

by alex mctach April 12, 2006
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