When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.

No chance at all.