the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.
Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything
by meepmoopmopbitch February 15, 2018
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Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed
Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child
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a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong
Look! Its Troll Child!
by Vivian August 24, 2004
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sometimes used when children/teenagers have self harm scars.
she's a tiger child.
by lilixstan June 01, 2018
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A child created from a night of heavy drinking of vodka or any hard liquor.
Hey, Richards parents drank a lot that night and made him; he's a vodka child.
by Big girthy tone June 07, 2018
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