The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.
‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’
by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018
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when you shove a head of lettuce in a man's butt and top it with croutons. the croutons must be organic.
"What kind of stuff did you get into last night?"
"Let's just say she gave me a green chef."
"Damn, I love organic croutons"
by featherbunbuns August 03, 2017
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Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
Person 1. "Who catered the food for the party"?
Person 2. "IRON CHEF 009 duh"!!
by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016
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Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
by JP189512 January 12, 2014
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