The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

when you givin top but you start shredding it with your braces