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The act of a man promising an eager woman a blowjob as if she depended on it for subsistence only to pull out, blind the woman with they very rations she desired and force her into a destitute position while she gets in in the ass literally and figuratively all for the sake of the greater w"hole."
"What is it with those girls from the freshman dorm? They think the frat guys are decent but they're just gonna get The Chairman Mao from those douches."

"Yeah man, fuck it, lets just go beat off to the chick from Big Bang Theory."
by Sleazy_E November 28, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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