Top definition
The act of a man promising an eager woman a blowjob as if she depended on it for subsistence only to pull out, blind the woman with they very rations she desired and force her into a destitute position while she gets in in the ass literally and figuratively all for the sake of the greater w"hole."
"What is it with those girls from the freshman dorm? They think the frat guys are decent but they're just gonna get The Chairman Mao from those douches."
"Yeah man, fuck it, lets just go beat off to the chick from Big Bang Theory."
"Yeah man, fuck it, lets just go beat off to the chick from Big Bang Theory."
by Sleazy_E November 28, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018