May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.
by Olly Browny December 04, 2018
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A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
by M-Belks April 05, 2009
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Chad Warner aka "THE CHAD" is a supremely athletic and talented midfielder playing for the Sydney Swans in the Australian Football League, and was drafted to the Swans with pick19 of the 2019 AFL draft. THE CHAD Makes Patrick Dangerfield, Dustin Martin and Lachie Neale look like your average bogun from the local under 16s comp. Handsom, strong and fast, THE CHAD is an all consuming force when he takes the field, he marks, kicks, tackles, crashes packs, crushes dreams and breaks womens heart everywhere.
THE CHAD breaks from the pack, takes a bounce, runs to 50 meters and smashes the ball right thorugh the sticks for his 7th goal for the night
THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson
THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star
THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist
THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist
THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson
THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star
THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist
THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist
by bushyfromoz April 07, 2021