While wearing yellow women's panties a man (generally of Armenia decent) will jerk off onto his sleeping female companion while constantly making eye contact with his dog to establish dominance. Upon ejaculation he must yell "Lazer beats Clamp"

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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