Urban Dictionary: The Carsten

Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!

by bluke69 March 27, 2019

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Hot person smexy as hell

That’s a carsten there.

by Oof1289 November 25, 2018

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Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.

Carsten is so amazing at everything always.

by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018

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PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.

Carsten J. is such a carsten.

by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005

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A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.

man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten

by A_ guy September 13, 2017

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n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

by marco March 28, 2005

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Loves men. Realllllyyyyy loves men. Carsten is gay.

“This dude sucked my dick last week,”
“Wow, must be a Carsten.”

by PheoboBuffay November 15, 2017

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