1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...
Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!
Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!
Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
by Lotus69 April 17, 2014
by erokke July 11, 2004
1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
by Bramptonbwoy December 27, 2018
by 1010011010 December 16, 2006
A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.
Candle is not welcome here.
by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 09, 2020
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
by daywalker. August 26, 2009
I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning
Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
by Adam October 05, 2004