A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
by Clasm April 25, 2016
by Nivlac Mruts February 04, 2008
A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!
by fappythedolphin January 06, 2013
The most amazing person ever. A Calvin is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. A Calvin is a bit of an idealist, and his innocence about reality is endearing. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he plans to accomplish it no matter what. A Calvin is somebody you should never let go of.
by calvidy February 05, 2013
by imtherealest 💕 January 24, 2015
Calvin is a cool , nice , funny friend and plays sports. He's trustworthy and nice. He may not have all the looks but he does treat a girl right. He will take care of her , protect her , love her with all his love. Calvin is amazing.
by Cashley554485 April 30, 2015
Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.
A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.
alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.
Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.
alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.
Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
by astroboy_inspace! May 10, 2006