When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 10, 2010
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Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.
In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.
by Oldenphat May 07, 2010
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Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."
by NewPwnage September 12, 2013
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the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant
that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome
by jimmythejester May 10, 2006
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