After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off