The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the uber price is too high. Would drop everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends house.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The level above “Simp”. The act of putting yourself below a women with nothing in return what so ever. Being persuaded to do actions you are reluctant to do. Along with the thought that this person is beneficial to your wellbeing.