This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security