Guy 1: Hey why didn't you come over last night?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my mom was being the bread, and made me do the dishes all night.
Guy 1: That sucks.
Guy 2: Sorry man, my mom was being the bread, and made me do the dishes all night.
Guy 1: That sucks.
by lukatore October 03, 2010
Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.
Example 1
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.
by Breaded Bread May 17, 2020
A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
by Dubiks April 14, 2019
by da_preach August 23, 2003
The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.
by Co-Founder of Bread Limited November 14, 2019