"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.

Sally: Your handwriting is terrible!
Joe: That's because you were boobing me as I was writing.

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted

Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.

Jack pushed Ashley against the wall and kissed her deeply. As he pushed into her, Ashley’s breasts rose from her tight shirt and shoved into Jack. He then took his hand under her shirt until he found her huge, round boobs. He tore her shirt off, then squeezed and rubbed her breasts causing her to moan with pleasure.

Jack went down, kissing her nose, and then chewed on her hard, tense nipples. She moaned even louder and gasped as pain shot through her body. Ashley then tore Jack’s shirt and rubbed her boobs against his toned chest. This was a turn on for Jack, the feeling of those breasts made him so hard. He pushed Ashley onto the bed and kissed her even harder.

He wanted those beautiful breasts. They were wet and perky, just how he liked them. He stuck his face inside and engulfed the left one into his mouth and sucked it. “Ohhhh!” Ashley whined. Then he made his way to the right one and licked it all around, while feeling her up at the same time. Jack felt so hard that it hurt. Ashley continued to moan uncontrollably.

The next morning, Jack awoke in between Ashley’s firm, large boobs and immediately hardened under the covers.

Peter: Why do girls have boobs?

Friend #1: I don't know

Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them.

Friend #2: It's true