Urban Dictionary: The Bollocks

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

by Alex September 24, 2003

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A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.

The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.

by Buck Rick Alter November 07, 2009

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1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

by planethopper July 03, 2005

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Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003

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term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

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Bollocks

A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles

1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!

by The Mad Milliner June 14, 2007

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gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

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