Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off
'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.
by .mini.moke February 23, 2006
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Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003
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n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by Jon January 19, 2004
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In Ireland you call some one stupid a bollocks.
what the fuck do ya think ya doing ya fecking bollocks...ya?!
by lee April 07, 2005
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A negative term used by the English.

Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.

If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.

It's even a verb, too.

If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.

It's also a swear-word.

Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!

This film is bollocks.

Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.

I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!

I'm going to bollock you so hard ...

Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
by Buggenheim October 28, 2007
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