The act of getting head and as soon as you are about to ejaculate on the girl/guys face and you droop your scrotum over their eyes so they can't see.
by jkilla5053 November 28, 2009
A piece of Dental Floss.
by The Puerto Rican Jew April 29, 2005
When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.
"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."
"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."
"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."
by 1337man 69 February 17, 2009
Putting a blindfold on your penis or vagina, expecting masturbation to be better due to the member's lack of knoledge of who's touching it.
by Jesse ;-) December 5, 2004
When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.
Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!
by Billman99999 December 7, 2008
Person 1: Dude if you take this, you'll see things you have never seen before!
Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!
Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!
by corals July 20, 2010
Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
by Octopus Pussy February 9, 2020