While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.

A term which has strange sexual connotation but no real definition. It was created out of a drunken stupor and suggest truly revolting things. An interesting threat or insult to use on people who can't figure out what the hell it means.

When a man places his testicles over a woman's eyes. Usually done prior to Tea Bagging.

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole

When a man puts his testicles on a women's (or man's) eyes and thes bends his penis round and then inserts it up her nose.

Noun; During sex, the male ejaculates in the female (or male)'s eyes, causing them to temporarily lose their eyesight, or "have a blindfold."