The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.
I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".
by DiabeticMike October 14, 2009
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The space between the front seats in your car, and the E-Break/Shift Nob. The place where all things good in this world dissapear.
person1:"hey, looking for a place to stash that murder weapon."

person2:"yeah, ya know places are becoming harder to find these days...<_<...>_>...i mean...no, what murder weapon...*points* Look at the kitty!!!

person1:"0o0o0o0o kiiiitttyyyyy..."

person2:*stuffs it down the black hole in between the seats*

person1:"...wait...heeeeey"
by espionage July 19, 2007
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A black hole is the asshole of an African-American.
Two of my pod-mates are African-American, and I get to fuck their black holes sometimes!
by eda-skip October 04, 2021
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A dangerous deep space phenomenon believed to be the result of the gravity of a collapsing star folding in on itself, condensed into a single point (about the size of a pin head) called a singularity.

Evidence was recently found for such an entity of space-time - which was proceeded to be memed to shit by Reddit. Predicted to have a shelf life of maybe a few weeks at the most.
"16 Hilarious Memes/Reactions To The First-Ever Black Hole Image" -- Buzzfeed
by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019
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Some crazy ass outerspace shit that will completely fuck you up if you go near it.
Yo, jimmy went to chill wit that black hole, and he got fucked up!!!
by RAVEMASTER EG June 08, 2009
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An area of space-time with a quantum singularity at its center. The singularity has a theoretically infinite mass, making it impossible for even light to escape. Around the singularity is an Event-Horizon. This is also known as the point of no return because it is the critical area that light can no longer escape from, and time itself comes to an end, or is at the same time ad-infinitum. Much work has been done on this subject by Stephen Hawking.
A black hole is an inescapable point of space time.
by Nightmare April 16, 2004
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