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Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."
by Container October 12, 2003
4
noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
by Mike Garee October 12, 2003
6
slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).
by Sex Ed. Teacher October 07, 2003