Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
by mekeel May 03, 2007
Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.
day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.
by derek_nesta March 04, 2008
Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"
Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"
Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"
by SandmanIsABeast July 25, 2010

