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A weapon that has been used to give pain among the heroes of this world that helps learn discipline and value upon the arse that is smacked
by thereapermage July 01, 2018
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.
"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."
by Timmer8 January 28, 2008
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A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.
Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!
Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.
Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!
Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!
*loud whipping sound*
Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.
Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!
Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!
*loud whipping sound*
by ManOsteelman April 19, 2021
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Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.
My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!
by num1dgen February 02, 2009