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When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.
Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?
Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
by lightninglegs October 17, 2011