'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.
To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.
Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.
Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 11, 2011
after I laid the smackdown on Richie's candy ass, my boys held him down and I gave him a beef stew he'll never forget.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
The act of pinning down another person, usually someone of lesser coolness, and farting in their mouth. Was seen in the movie 'Benchwarmers', when the jock gave one of the nerds a beef stew.
Jock: "I'm gonna give this nerd a beef stew!"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"
by skitzor June 17, 2006
by Jade. April 25, 2008
by ajuicyaccident October 07, 2010
A diarrhea like substance that comes out the anus after farting. Usually by surprise. Similar to the shart, only a little wetter.
by beckerface January 24, 2010
While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.
by Adam October 18, 2004