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The most awesome band of all time. I'm am a teenager and am one of many kids that realize how important they were in making modern music. However, all of the gay nu-metal kids that go to my school think that the beatles suck because they don't scream about how their girlfriend dumped them.
-The beatles are fucking awesome.
-I hate people that say the beatles suck. They should be tortured, killed, revived, and then tortured and killed again.
by stevedawg13 May 13, 2006
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the band all others aspire to be, even your pasty idol Marilyn.
Brian Warner ain't got nothin on John, Paul or George. Maybe Ringo, but that's not Ringo's fault.
by Shawn E. April 28, 2003
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Greatest band to ever grace this planet in the history of the world. They are 100000000000000000 times better then all the newer band today. For those of you who don't like them...well...I am going to have to kick you square in the nuts and knock the punk crap out of your head.
ELEANOR RIGBY
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
by Mustache Man April 19, 2005
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Anyone who says the Beatles aren't the best band ever is lying. Their early music was mainly just superficial love songs, but they developped into an influential band with profound lyrics and just plain kickass music. They've been my favourite since I was 13.
The Beatles composed many amazing songs including Eleanor Rigby, Hey Jude, Come Together and Stawberry Fields Forever.
by hannish July 05, 2004
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Considered the greatest pop/rock band ever and i could not agree more. With over one billion sales of records, cds or tapes they shall never be matched. Although when any one thinks of the beatles they think of John Lennon, I think of Paul McCartney he is the best of all four. He wrote the majority of there songs in the later era (1967-70).
Turn up 'i am the walrus', this song rocks!!!
by bEATLe_PauL June 01, 2005
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A 'revolutionary' band formed in 1960 that found great commercial and critical success. (Present day) it is considered a federal offense to claim that you do not consider them the best and last great thing to happen to the entirety of music. Regarding them as "meh", "okay" or "overrated" may result in, but is not limited to; severe berating/beating, vandalization of property, and/or having all you enjoy referred to as 'overrated'- regardless of its relevance to music; all punishments which may be delivered by hipsters, your parents/grandparents, the general public, etc...
John: The Beatles were okay, I just think they were a little overrated, y'know?

Hipster: (yelling) Hey everybody, this guy doesn't like The Beatles! I know, what the hell right!?

(Crowd starts to chant 'blasphemy!')

John's mother and father: Where did we go wrong!?

(John curls to a ball on the floor as he is showered with boot heels, fists and saliva)
by Ironicarm February 08, 2011
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