A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.
by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009
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1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
Dude, have you noticed how Disney has bastardized so many good stories?
by Ford Prefect November 09, 2003
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Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.
by big kahuna November 11, 2003
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a) offensive term for a son raised by a single mother with no help or support from the father

b) a male that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring
Under definition b) I'd order each and every bastard to pay child , regardless of visitation rights or if they haven't been ordered by the court to pay child support
by sexydimma September 17, 2016
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a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult
Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard
by drsfg February 21, 2007
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