A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.
Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
by Lunarr February 13, 2009
A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks November 14, 2008
by rickibee94 December 10, 2009
An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
by Skul February 28, 2010
1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
A nickname for the character alliance of France, Spain and Prussia from the show Axis Powers Hetalia.
In history, their alliance was practically unbreakable and in the show, it's represented as a matching unbreakable friendship.
The "Bad Touch" comes from sadly, their unmistakable somewhat perverted and childish behavior.
In the series, France is stereotyped as perverted and overly romantic because he's the "country of love". You'll most likely find the man flirting with people from random pretty girls to countrys like himself which consists of England, mostly because he likes to annoy the crap out of him.
Spain is stereotyped as a warm, always happy, loving parent but you should never let your guard down around the Spaniard. If given the chance, you could plainly see that he's the series runner up for "Most Romantic"
Last, but not the least, Prussia is stereotyped as the extremely cocky, self proclaimed "King of Awesome". When he was a ruthless country, back when he was one, and always referred to his growth in power as "Being Awesome". The suggestive part about him is that he exclaimed his conquests of land as "Seizing Vital Regions!" Pretty much enough said. (He lives in Germany's basement now so don't get your hopes up.)
A fan-notion added to the theory of this friendship is that the trio found each other's laughs absolutely hilarious.
In history, their alliance was practically unbreakable and in the show, it's represented as a matching unbreakable friendship.
The "Bad Touch" comes from sadly, their unmistakable somewhat perverted and childish behavior.
In the series, France is stereotyped as perverted and overly romantic because he's the "country of love". You'll most likely find the man flirting with people from random pretty girls to countrys like himself which consists of England, mostly because he likes to annoy the crap out of him.
Spain is stereotyped as a warm, always happy, loving parent but you should never let your guard down around the Spaniard. If given the chance, you could plainly see that he's the series runner up for "Most Romantic"
Last, but not the least, Prussia is stereotyped as the extremely cocky, self proclaimed "King of Awesome". When he was a ruthless country, back when he was one, and always referred to his growth in power as "Being Awesome". The suggestive part about him is that he exclaimed his conquests of land as "Seizing Vital Regions!" Pretty much enough said. (He lives in Germany's basement now so don't get your hopes up.)
A fan-notion added to the theory of this friendship is that the trio found each other's laughs absolutely hilarious.
Germany: Gott! Where is all my beer? I can't find it anywhere!
England: It must have been the Bad Touch Trio again ... bloody hell! They just stole my favorite union jack boxers!
France: Oh hon hon hon~
Spain: Fu so so so so~
Prussia: Ke se se se se~
England: It must have been the Bad Touch Trio again ... bloody hell! They just stole my favorite union jack boxers!
France: Oh hon hon hon~
Spain: Fu so so so so~
Prussia: Ke se se se se~
by Appleberry Rose December 30, 2011