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The act of holding the bottom of your shirt in your mouth while you cum on your stomach/happy trail after masturbating. The purpose is to make sure the semen does not get on your clothes.
I was wearing my favorite Houston Rockets t-shirt last night, so I performed The Bachelor while I jacked it.
by Ryan McQ April 15, 2008
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A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.
Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor
by BadAccountant March 28, 2019
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This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019
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