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1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.
1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.
by Mitur Binisdirty June 27, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.
1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.
by Mitur Binisdirty June 28, 2006
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