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Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

An atheist who expresses their athleticism with feelings of great happiness and triumph.

90% of Urban Dictionary users or 90% of the human population

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.