When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016
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A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
by yes juanito yes July 17, 2015
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by Kiki5472 June 09, 2016
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An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 07, 2014
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by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021
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Possessing an extremely large cranium.
by biza0re July 12, 2009
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