The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.
"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!
by Hoohoodilli January 18, 2011
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The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck
Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.
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A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.
by xxxtine March 25, 2007
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A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.
Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 07, 2013
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'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."
~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"
by pablo mastroeni December 15, 2008
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