"What's up with David? He's been pretty on edge recently."

"Don't worry about that, he's just got a case of The Asps"

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

"Look at that asp!"
"Get away from it!"

Ugh i have to go to asp tomorrow.

Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.

Person 1: Your such an aspe
Person 2: I know (sigh)

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"