1. Those assholes who always get drunk at your parties, throw up on your furniture, fuck your friends, smoke cigarettes in your bathroom, and beat up their friends.

2. A punk rock band based out of Bethesda, MD. The Ashwins are often credited with the popularization, if not the creation, of the musical genre knowns as Prepcore. The band consists of five official members, although line-up changes have been made on occasion. The Ashwins' music is often heavily focused on underage drinking, drunk-driving, getting with girls, or all of the above.
On january 23, 2006, The Ashwins first and only album to date, THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT, was released on iTunes.
Formed officially in 2004, the band agreed to a hiatus in the summer of 2007 due to creative differences.
"You're wasted off your ass
But You're still stepping on the gas
Hope to god that you don't crash
But You're still driving faster"

-from "Your Kids Are Gonna LOVE it!" from THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT
by M. Connor April 21, 2008
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With an unusual name like Ashwin, this dude knows where it's at.

He knows a little bit of everything and is someone just different from everyone else.

Ashwin is the one you ask for an opinion. His insight is so on the money, it's frightening.

He cuts right to the heart of any situation and gets it done like no one else can.

Ashwin has nerves of steel and is a true genius picaro.
"Let Ashwin do it. Watch how Ashwin does it. Do it like Ashwin."
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A handsome guy who is a great friend to everyone. This guy is street smart and book smart, he's extremely kind, trustworthy, and reliable, Ashwin's tend to make amazing friends and boyfriends.
Ashwin is chill af
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Ashwin is a sexy amazing, smart, macho, god. he is a great freind. He is charasimatic and can do anything to anyone without consequences. You dont want to get on the wrong side of him. If you find a ashwin dont let him go. Stay friends with him your whole life. Everyone loves an ashwin.
OMFG. He is such an ashwin. *faints*
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The most egotistical person in the world who loves himself more than anyone else in the world
Probably the most flirty person in the world and also one of the best friends in the world .
Everybody loves him and he somehow maintains his relationships and his flirting and is extremely loyal

Someone of immense intellect and great potential to succeed in the world and he uses his good natured attitude and wit to get him out of a stick situation

By far one of the most proficient lover in the world and the man to look for for relationship advice
Look at that Ashwin hitting on all those hot girls
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The type of guy you can have as a close friend. He is hot, funny and the best at everything he does.
He is cool with everything and also at times, does extreme dares.
He may not talk a lot but then again no one plans a murder out loud.
He understands all jokes though at times he may be the butt of them.
He is hella thicc and with his glasses and silky hair, you just can't resist
The kind of guy that chicks dig into. Girls consider him a rare piece
1)
Guy 1: Man this guy in our class started smoking weed right when our professor was teaching.
Guy 2: Dude what an Ashwin!!!

2)
Girl 1: I started chatting with this new guy. I really think he is an Ashwin.
Girl 2: Sigh how lucky...I wish i could meet an Ashwin.
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Ashwin is a total gem. He is always there for you and will always catch you when you fall. To the vast majority of people he may seem like a total rock but he is a total softie. Finds any excuse to chirpse!!! He tries to be a roadman even though he is really a gentleman at heart (better that way). He is a clumsy soul, and often finds himself knocking things over and spilling things - but he makes up for his two left feet with his winning smile. He is good at dates and will treat you right. Easy to fall for. However, one thing to rememeber with ashwin is that YOU MUST TAKE CAUTION BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE and will take any opportunity to suck on your neck.
Ashwin the one who will always be there
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