Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!
"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"
by Jbizzleodizzleforshizzle June 04, 2007
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Or archerizing.
When something normal becomes awesome, usually involving a lot of dumb luck and disregard for ones own safety.
When the plan was too boring he decided to archerize the plan.
by LordKingKhan August 02, 2015
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A comedy series on FX about Sterling Malory Archer, the bset secret agent in the world (supposedly), but in reality is a sex-hounding womanizing jackass that still kicks ass. All the main characters are employed by an agency called ISIS and have thier own vices. Gotta love it!
Me: "Hey did you catch Archer last night?"

Person: "Yea...all the characters are f@#*ed up! lol"

Me: "Haha I know right!"
by banan14kab February 10, 2011
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a cool kid that will own a lambo and is a total boss that will accomplish a lot. and has lots of friends but still has time for all of them.
did you meet that kid he is such an archer
yeah he was so nice
by RL Chuck Norris December 27, 2019
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A guy who makes people laugh and often is kind of egotistical. He isn't exactly arrogant but he knows he is hot and looks good. Can be a player but usually a generally dorky kind of guy on the inside. If you meet an Archer, try to get to know him, it'll be worth your while.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy? He looks conceited.

Guy 2: Nah bro, he is just an Archer
by Nick Udelman December 10, 2013
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The ability of a person to make any statement, no matter how innocent, into a sexual innuendo.
While explaining that I had been had exposed to the students attitude toward learning. Jim archerized the statement and implied I had exposed myself with attitude to the students.
by BLUE 42 August 08, 2008
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