"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 01, 2016
Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.
It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 07, 2013
A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.
Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
by Murc March 04, 2014
A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
by Game of Thrones stole my name January 30, 2016
by Schmoozer420 June 06, 2020
Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 02, 2019