Friendly guy with a severe weed problem. Thinks it isn't an addiction and says it's voluntary. Will most likely OD before his twenties.
Friend: Anton, you need to change your habits before you OD!
Anton: It isn't an addiction I can stop whenever I want!
*Anton dies the next day*
Anton: It isn't an addiction I can stop whenever I want!
*Anton dies the next day*
by datatroller November 05, 2018
by omgwhyiseverynametaken12345678 May 25, 2018
a really terrible guy. will break your heart and feel nothing after pretending to want to marry you for two years. camouflaged like a man, but actually is an emotionless robot. has a big forehead but is not mormon
by emelieisenemy June 16, 2019
ANTON is the most annoying, creepy, harassing, weirdo. He tries to hang out with people who never want him around but he still follows you around night and day, he will cling onto you like a virus. You must take him to dirty bin shove in the bin get a SCAR-L and shoot the bin a couple of times (I WARN YOU TO CARRY A FLICK KNIFE EVERYWHERE AFTER THAT). BE WARNED THAT AN ANTON WILL PROBABLY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE TO THE END OF THE EARTH, IF THIS HAPPENS, I ADVISE YOU TO HIDE ALL RELATIVE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, (EVEN MORE SO IF THEY ARE AGED 7-10) ,HE LIKES THEM VERY MUCH,
HIDE THEM IN YOUR DEAD NAN'S CAR AND TRY TO TAKE HIM ON YOURSELF AND TELL YOUR RELATIVES TO DRIVE AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED GOOD LUCK. NO NOT YOU ANTON THEM, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, JENNIFER HIDE THE KIDS. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
HIDE THEM IN YOUR DEAD NAN'S CAR AND TRY TO TAKE HIM ON YOURSELF AND TELL YOUR RELATIVES TO DRIVE AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED GOOD LUCK. NO NOT YOU ANTON THEM, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, JENNIFER HIDE THE KIDS. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
by Poo 💩 April 05, 2018
A awesome sexy good at guitar male who has the best hair and get all the babes he is super muscular and smart you are lucky if you ever meet an Anton.
Also he's fast as fuck
Also he's fast as fuck
by Antonparker February 05, 2020
Some one who enjoys the music of tones and i, especially the song dance monkey, DANCE MONKEY DANCE MONKEY DANCE MONKEY OOO AAA
Anton is the guy that every gal dreams of. His enormous cock is big enough for even the deepest girl to instantly orgasm. When people speak of Anton, they show great respect and fear for him. Many people conspire that Jesus was actually named Anton and that he therefore had a devastatingly huge cock. Many women have tried and failed to resist his charm and every last one of them ended with a fresh load of cum in their pussy
by AntonÄrBäst February 18, 2021
