The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
when you pull the white dragon on a girl(or male) with half your load then proceed to pull the angry pirate with the other half.
man this bitch was pissing me off so i pulled the angry white dragon pirate on her then took a pic and sent it out to all her friends.
by tadme January 09, 2008
When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh
by HorseGlue February 25, 2019
A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
by Little T Big P May 08, 2019
by monotonethot March 01, 2018
When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
by bigjohnsdef February 29, 2016
Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 09, 2018