The Andy’s Theory Effect is a effect where people respond immediately right after you text him.

An absolute cretin who can only talk about snus and nothing else. Will generally interrupt other conversations with how much they like "Ettan Lös" and they'll find a way to cram in their snus addiction into any conversation.

a lumpy lobbed asshole with no sense of smell and no grasp on reality.

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of

A word used for the sexiest man in the world

A shandy, which is half lager and half Sprite (or 7-Up), but with ginger ale instead of Sprite.

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.