Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. September 18, 2007
To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.
by leovander March 02, 2011
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by lampigs December 31, 2008
Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
by Mojotronica July 15, 2004
Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
by Kanaris February 01, 2009
my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
by ayethatone August 06, 2011