Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
by Chevyman95 August 01, 2019
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When the psalmist reminds us to praise and sing for joy to the Lord with thanksgiving, who holds the mountains and the seas; and not to harden our hearts when we hear His voice—to avoid the mistakes of our ancestors, who tried and tested Him even though they saw how He delivered them from slavery and provided for them in the dessert, whose disobedience prevented them from entering the land of milk and honey.
Psalm 95 shows that praising and worshiping God is as important as praying and prostrating to Him—to rejoice with songs of praise anytime and anywhere for His goodness to us, while we pray to Him to heal and deliver us.
by Covido November 01, 2020
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This is when you have a significantly high amount of marijuana to the point where you can only refer to the number 95 and you say it in the most sorrowful and deathly way possible. This means you are easily influenced and are classed as mentally retarded.
How high are you? NINETY FIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE (95)
by She's15Mong69 January 06, 2021
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95 is lightning mcqueens number it is also a position in sex so disney why u do me like dat
hey babe lets go broom broom (the female will know that hes talking about lightning mcqueens number 95 which is a position in sex)
by Biududdvd September 11, 2020
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Someone's who takes a basic IQ test and scores just above average.
Guy 1: Yo that chick cheated on the IQ and still only got average.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's a 95 dude.
by Nightcrawler2512 February 23, 2016
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A group of tryhards who cant make there parents proud
Damn, the 95 bulls are toxic
by Kahoot.exe August 08, 2019
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