my number A.K.A the number you call when you or another have been harmed harmed or in danger

call me ;))
bro 1: dude i'm bleeding out
bro 2: bro call 911
bro 3: broseph he can't he's dying
bro 2: out shit yeah
by broseph #7 November 05, 2019
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Fuck
Somebody give this man a hug

Somebody kiss his lips the way i once did

Fuck
People
Someone please
How can you lay back and watch this happen
by Laralotta September 16, 2020
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The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.
I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!
by Marco polooo March 12, 2017
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911 is very cool umm. It happened and it was a good thing um yes. It means cool
Bro that guy is so 911
by 911 lover March 03, 2021
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Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.
Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
by dtfe September 12, 2017
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when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building
make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!
by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021
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The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.
The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.
by MathPlus May 03, 2021
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