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When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"
"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night
Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911
by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011
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A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes
Hey you wanna try The 911?
by End my existance December 21, 2020
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